Top 10 Farts Live on TV

10. Larry King Live


09. Regis and Kelly: Featuring Regis


08. Leslie Nielson on the Morning Show


07. Sheppard Smith lets one go


06. Lady Farts on Live Workout Tape


05. An American Idol loses it.


04. Breakfast TV Host. Mmmm...


03. Local News Anchor -- Pardon ME!


02. Another Lady Newscaster


01. Oh this guy just literally craps his pants.

Firefox v3.0

Everyone be sure to go out and get the latest and greatest version of Firefox today! So far I can say it seems a LOT faster and lighter. Love it!

Get it here.

$543,236,299,998 Spent on Iraq as of 4:22 pm CST Today!

Things you can do with $543,236,299,998.

1. Give every US citizen $1.8 million.


2. Give an iPhone to 2.8 billion people.


3. Buy laptops for 452,696,916 students.


4. 2,263,484,583,300 (2.2 trillion) packets of ramen noodles


5. Buy a $140k home for 3,880,259 homeless families.


6. Pay $500 in rent for an apartment for 1,000,000 homeless persons for 90 years.


7. Feed every person in Africa (922 million people) every day for 1.6 years.


8. Donate $543,236,299,998 to cancer research centers... Or alternative fuel research... Or disease research.


9. Give every single person on the planet (6.6 billion people) $82 each.


10. Pay an average college tuition for 54,323,629 poor students.


11. Go out to the movies 67,904,537,499 times.


12. 181,684,381,270 gallons of ice cream!


13. 67,989,524,405 six-packs of beer.

Maybe we should have less war?

Technology Predictions are Coming True

"GPS will be the next big thing. once GPS integrates with the internet, you will be able to find anyone's latitude and longitude at any time. i imagine a central website that you can sign up on. here, you register your ID number. then, you will become a dot on a map of America. you will be able to zoom in on, say, Charlotte NC. zoom in further and further on the map to see all the dots scattered across the city. click on a dot and it will show you that person's profile. in this world where people seem so anxious to share their lives with the world, what better way to do this than by sharing exactly where you are at any present moment. I can see it now.. Right there on someones webpage..."

That was me 5 years ago. With the emergence of the new iPhone 2.0, its ability for apps extendibility and integrated GPS, a lot of my predictions are starting to come in to fruition. I wonder which of the others will start coming true?